10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'