10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.