10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson