10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus