10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword