10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.