10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha