10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."