10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.