10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT