10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright