10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• You have to piss with the dick you have