10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer