10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer