10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"