10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob