10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.