10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine