10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.