10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "No river, no fish."