10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "No river, no fish."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.