10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs