10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.