10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'