10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright