10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)