10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear