10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword