10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Why not, when some because there are three.