10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier