10 Random Poker Quotes

Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
"You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.