10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers