10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword