10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright