10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Poker is for loners.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake