10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.