10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"