10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.