10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln