10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Welcome to kicker school
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth