10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- It's Free To Fold...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.