10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer