10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm