10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.