10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "No river, no fish."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson