10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "No river, no fish."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen