10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it