10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die