10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.