10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"